Here's my last RP for the day. My next RP will come tomorrow on UWA in a mixed tag team match. Here's the RP for OWN.
Fizz, Jorge and Miles were in Fizz's house discussing about the match against a gay bloke named Masakazu HG on her debut match on OWN.
Miles: This guy sounds like that he's got a Japanese name to me Fizz not a gay bloke.
The Fizz: It says on his profile he is gay and he is in fact from Japan. I never knew that Japanese people were gay. I thought they were all straight there and I really dislike that country anyway. Never been there but Jorge has just recently actually haven't you Jorge?
Jorge: Yes I have Fizz and don't remind me. God the country sucks full of jerks and the country hardly exists in countries around the world and the food is disgusting just like you American fans are. You along with the Japanese are the most ugliest people that we have ever seen in my life. Fizz I wouldn't recommend going there since the country sucks anyway and what does the country know about wrestling anyway?
Miles: Already we are close to the match up and you haven't even said anything about Fizz. Is it because you are scared to face her or because you simply got nothing to say to Fizz because she is better than you will ever be. She is even better than all the Japanese and American wrestlers. She is the best British and Spanish wrestler there has ever lived. She doesn't care if you are gay or not she can out wrestle you any time anywhere and any place that the match happens.
The Fizz: That is right. I have never wrestled a gay wrestler before in my whole entire career of wrestling so this is going to be a whole new experience for me but who cares about that. What I am going to do in the ring is take the mickey out of both Japan and the United States of America and making this match a joke like it looks like it will be. I think this company is going to be like the next TWE where lots of my opponents I face have been too afraid to go in the ring with them because they know that I would win the match hands down anyway.
Jorge: Yes my girlfriend Fizz here can beat the male wrestlers of any kind whether they were straight or not. So you go to gay bars is that more interesting than wrestling? You shouldn't be in the wrestling business if you think that. Why an earth you are doing in the wrestling business anyway if you are more interesting in looking at a bloke's cock and sucking them. You suck along with you're Japanese and American fans supporting you in this match. I mean come on you are nothing but a joke to the wrestling business.
Miles: Seems like you are not serious about wrestling at all because you're fitness seems like it's been in the gutter because all you care about is looking good to get new boyfriends and then you end up shagging them in you're bedroom like we want to know that? You are disgusting that you are gay and looking at another man's cock rather than wrestling Fizz and I am glad you are gay though because at least you don't go for women.
The Fizz: Yes sorry I am taken by the sexiest man alive Jorge Lorenzo and he will stay with me as long as he likes to be. He loves me and I love him lots more. That's not the point. You don't seem like you are ready to face me at all because you are too busy chatting up other blokes and not caring enough about wrestling. That is going to change because you know that I can beat you in the ring by either pinfall or submission maybe a submission will be better cos I would love to hear a gay man scream his head off and tapping like mad. Let's get Fizzicle and you're gonna get Fizzed.
Fizz, Miles and Jorge go and sit outside in the garden and continue chatting about the match.
Wednesday, 3 June 2009
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